My mean cat.

This isn't thoughts, this is reality.
My cat is such a snot.  I was sitting here surfing and I kept hearing this noise.  It kept getting more and more obnoxious then I realized it was the smallest dog throwing a fit.  She was whining.  She wanted to go down the hall to the bedroom, which is stupid because she never leaves the room that I'm in but her water is down the hall too.  She couldn't do it because Loki, the cat, was blocking the hallway.  MOST of the dogs are afraid of him because he can be mean and will tear them apart.  His favorite thing to do is to wait till Jack (my favorite dog) walks by him then with one swipe plants his claws in Jack's butt.  All of the sudden Jack screams and tries to go after Loki.  I have to stop him before he eats the cat.  So Loki's laying there flipping his tail cause he knows it bothers the dog, Autumn, and he's just being a snot.  Flipping the tail is a 'na na na boo boo stick your head in do-do' type teasing.   I get up to go move him because yelling at him doesn't do any good and I reach down to pick up him and all I see is claws and paws as he's trying to stop me from moving him.  He has 4 of them and all the claws are sharpened for any kill he can get, including my arm.   I finally got hold of his body and picked him up.  He hates kisses worse than anything so after I pick him up he stops fighting cause he knows I'm going to kiss his mean little face.  He's such a brat.